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Jet Engine Brett Favre

An aging quarterback sweeps New York off its feet

My favorite quote from Brett Favre—the one that I think defines the man and his values—came in the spring of 2006, when the Green Bay Packers were agonizing over what they should do with their fading star. Was it time, some were asking, for the Packers to start developing a new, young quarterback? Perhaps, a bold sportswriter suggested, it might be time for Favre to take a backup position or maybe even think about retiring. No, snickered Brett, he was going to stay right where he was and call his own shots. "What are they going to do?" he asked rhetorically. "Cut me?"

The Packers didn't cut Favre this spring or summer, but they could have if they'd been willing to swallow the rest of his contract and allow him to jump to their division rival, the Minnesota Vikings. Brett's "I vant to retire/I vant to play" psychodrama distracted his team all through the preseason and resulted in the ugliest split since Lieberman and the Democrats. After forcing Green Bay to waste a draft pick on an extra quarterback and all but demanding that they either make him the starter or release him, Favre finally got himself sent to the New York Jets in one of those rare deals which pleased everybody. The Packers got rid of a soon-to-be-39-year-old prima-donna pain in the ass and were finally free to get on with the business of finding out if Aaron Rogers is a legitimate NFL quarterback. The Jets got . . .

Well, actually, it isn't certain what the Jets got, aside from someone who can sell more jerseys than anyone since Joe Namath. They do have a media star—Mayor Bloomberg doesn't interrupt his busy schedule of glad-handing babies and kissing rabbis to meet just any old quarterback. Favre does have more TD passes than any QB in history, but then he also had the most interceptions. He was never the best passer in the league, even when he was young; despite the three MVP awards, he has never led the NFL in either passer rating or yards per throw.  

What can Jets fans expect this season? Coach Eric Mangini and GM Mike Tannenbaum have worked mightily to build a strong offensive line, but no one really has the slightest idea how it'll perform. Last season, Chad Pennington—probably a better passer, given adequate protection, than Favre—was knocked down by either sack or hit on nearly 20 percent of his pass attempts, the worst rate in the league. If that happens to Favre, he won't hold up till Halloween.  

Favre and the Jets had the good fortune to open the season against Miami, the worst team in the league last year. Now it appears they will also have the luck to play the AFC's best team, New England, without Tom Brady. If they split their two games with the Patriots, it's a 50-50 chance that they'll get to the playoffs. But will any of it matter if they don't make it to the Super Bowl, which was the point in paying out for Favre in the first place? If they make the playoffs, given Favre's uninspiring 12-10 postseason record, what are their chances then?

This infatuation with Favre is so Jets. Their only championship came 40 years ago this coming January—the year Favre was born! Over that time, the Yankees, Mets, and Giants have won 11 championships. Every other team in the Jets' own division—the Patriots, the Dolphins, even the Bills—have had some kind of dynasty. The Jets are the only team in their division that has never really had an "era," a period of dominance even in their own conference.

Like the plane in that Twilight Zone episode, the Jets seem stuck in an eternal holding pattern, always on the verge of rebuilding but never quite getting there. To paraphrase George Clemenceau on Brazil, the Jets are the team of the future—and always will be.

If the Jets don't win something this year, next September they'll be faced with a 40-year-old Favre pulling down $13 million of precious salary-cap money. Where will the Jets' rebuilding plans be then? They've mortgaged their future on a quarterback in his John McCain years who combines the intellect of Li'l Abner with the ego of Matthew McConaughey.

But what are they going to do? Cut him?

 
  • AJ 09/13/2008 3:16:00 AM

    clearly Allen knows a lot about football. The best quarterback in the league is the one who has the most yards and tds? wow, great call. "despite his 3 MVP awards..." Do you even know what that stands for? Its a little more important than two stats you brilliantly pointed out. They dont just hand those out to whomever like they apparently do for a columnist job at this site. There's a reason why Brett is the only person to ever win 3 of these no-big-deal awards, and consecutively at that. And good thing you are able to let us know that the split was "primadonna" Brett's fault, since you must have heard every conversation between Brett and management for the last three years (Yes, this goes back that far). I wonder if the same thing would have happened if Ron Wolf was still in Green Bay...if Allen even knows who that is. Ill answer that for you, no, it would not have happened. Great work on this article by the way.

  • DamnYankee 09/13/2008 12:41:00 AM

    You can almost feel the man-love for Farve coming from these commenters, which clouds their reasoning. The author has got it right but basically saying that if Farve can't deliver for the Jets, it will be money and time wasted by the organization. Granted he has a great year last season, however he, and the Packers, fell short once again. What makes everyone think that he can take a team that went 4-12 last year and magically make them a Super Bowl contender, or winner for that matter. That kind of stuff only happens in the movies. He's long in the tooth, and probably should have stuck with retirement after last years winning season with the Packers. He will not be the savior for the New York Jets.

  • FootballFan 09/12/2008 7:51:00 PM

    This is exactly why the Village Voice should not be writing about Football. I am not sure if you had me at "Chad Pennington�probably a better passer, given adequate protection, than Favre," or "This infatuation with Favre is sooooo Jets." Let me try and spin this one in the other direction, after all what are you guys going to do, cut me? "________, probably a better sports column, given any sort of writing utensil, than VillageVoice." or "We are try sooooo hard here at Village Voice to be liberal, that in the process we often lose site of reality." In other words, stick to what you can do. Nightclubs, concerts, etc. I will take advice from you. Football....... not so much.

  • CaneJet 09/12/2008 8:35:00 AM

    Slow week in sales, huh? So it's time to troll for unique visits. Just use the time-honored tradition of slinging shit against the wall and seeing what sticks. Congratulations, you will be overrun by irate football fans pouring vitriol into your comments thread. But don't expect them to click though your banner ads for drag queens.

  • Shannon 09/11/2008 3:40:00 PM

    My advice to you.... and my favorite Favre quote (stated to a ref) "Take two weeks off then quit" I don't think a sports writer really has the position to attack another persons intellect.

  • carolyn 09/11/2008 2:03:00 AM

    Your "favorite" quote? That is what you came come up? Values? He doesn't teach your child, preach in the church of your choice or represent your interests in government. The man plays football. He plays it hard, every game, everytime. For 16 years no less. Talk about lack of "values". Aren't Journalists expected, by their readers anyway, to do a little research before they write about a topic? Look in the mirror, realize who you really are (or aren't) and then call Mrs. Palin and see if you can get a job as a "poster child" of what the Republican Party would like the rest of America to think the population of New York City is like. Next time,do a bit of research before you write and STAY away from football. You obviously know nothing about it. In a way, I am actually embarrassed for you.

  • Doug 09/11/2008 12:30:00 AM

    WOW, what a thickheaded article. Okay so he doesn't have the best completion rate ever... That doesn't make him a bad QB. Ask the packer fans if they wanted him back, you would have a major majority that would have. Let's see where he does stack up... Career Passing Yards Total To Surpass Year To Date 1) Brett Favre 61,655 -- 4,155 2) Dan Marino 61,361 -- -- 3) John Elway 51,475 -- -- 4) Warren Moon 49,325 -- -- 5) Fran Tarkenton 47,003 -- -- Career Passing Attempts 1) Brett Favre 8,758 -- 535 2) Dan Marino 8,358 -- -- 3) John Elway 7,250 -- -- 4) Warren Moon 6,823 -- -- 5) Drew Bledsoe 6,717 -- -- Career Completions 1) Brett Favre 5,377 -- 356 2) Dan Marino 4,967 -- -- 3) John Elway 4,123 -- -- 4) Warren Moon 3,988 -- -- 5) Drew Bledsoe 3,839 -- -- Career Touchdown Passes 1) Brett Favre 442 -- 28 2) Dan Marino 420 -- -- 3) Fran Tarkenton 342 -- -- 4) Peyton Manning 306 -- -- 5) John Elway 300 -- -- Career Wins as a Starting QB 1) Brett Favre 160 -- 13 2) John Elway 148 -- -- 3) Dan Marino 147 -- -- 4) Fran Tarkenton 125 -- -- 5) Johnny Unitas 119 -- -- Consecutive Games Started 1) Jim Marshall 270 18 -- 2) Brett Favre 253 -- 16 3) Mick Tingelhoff 240 -- -- 4) Bruce Matthews 229 -- -- 5) Jim Otto 210 -- Not to bad for a fading star, and how were his stats last year?? How about the 2nd best season he ever had? Your over stated and slanted opinion is a fine example of tyrannical journalism. You should probably write about the ballet.

  • Rob 09/10/2008 11:26:00 PM

    Nice opinion piece, but seriously flawed. Certainly a one-sided view of the Packers-Favre seperation..a Packers view. A very uninformed comparison of Favre to Pennington, who physically is incapable of making many throws. A blind assessment of an individual's character based on a limited and skewed view. And an inability to accurately process information and form an intelligent opinion. Reading this would have been a total waste if not for the realization that the fruits of my labor at work are pretty good compared to what some pass off as a professional effort. Go talented journalists...where ever you are!

  • Raven Lee 09/10/2008 11:19:00 PM

    Interesting article. You forgot to mention that Brett Favre holds the records for most completions, most touchdowns, most yardage, most wins, in addition to most interceptions. His td to interception ratio puts him at #4 among all hofers. His completions to interceptions ratio puts him at #1 among all hofers. He is the only 3 time and 3 time consecutive NFL MVP. I doubt they'd give it to a nobody. He also has led the league in most 3000 yard seasons. He is also #2 behind Elway in comeback victories all time. So just admit you don't know football and you hate Brett Favre. Then we can move on.

  • Mark 09/10/2008 7:37:00 AM

    This writer, in the process of trying to show off a grandiose writing style, instead reveals and ignorance of football in general and his subject in particular. I would be embarrassed to put my name on this. But I guess if it sells papers, some people will put their name on anything ...

  • Rick 09/10/2008 6:44:00 AM

    "The Packers got rid of a soon-to-be-39-year-old prima-donna pain in the ass." What idiot wrote this column? Prior to this season Favre lost his: father, step father, brother in law and his wife diagnosed and treated for breast cancer. So if he waivered fora few seasons, we Green Bay fans understood. This past season Favre retired and came back, so what? Boo-&%$#@!-Hoo. If there was anyone who EVER deserved a one time Get Out Of Retirement Free card, it's him. He left bits and pieces of himself over every field in the NFL and hasn't missed a game in 17 years! Here's a guy who didn't see one or two kids from the Make A Wish A Wish Foundation, he gave his time to 65! So take your comments and shove em' and use your "paper" to clean the mess. Love, Me

 

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