This is more like it. A proper house in a borough that no hateful-bearded-nerd would be seen dead in. Still, the house looks like it's full of cunts.
Basement: The brick oven is already installed. In addition, Biagio envisions a smoking room, a wine cellar, a gym, an aquarium with something exotic. ("Maybe like octopus, jellyfish, or a seahorse?") A hot tub done in white marble dust, with a map of the world engraved on the bottom. "And I will just be sitting here, with my feet on the world."
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