In 2026, American democracy is supposed to celebrate its quarter-millennium birthday, but the GOP is raining on the parade.

Fix America's infrastructure? Stop gun violence? Protect voting rights? Simply be civil? Well, they just Republican't!

The FBI is reportedly searching for some 200 suspects in the armed insurrection at the Capitol. In Michigan, six people have already been arrested for taking part.

“Every age gets the journalism it de­mands and the journalism it deserves. Right now, ankle-deep in the Reagan era, the situation looks pretty grim.”

“To judge from what the President said, any hint of lawlessness can be redeemed if undertaken unselfishly for patriotic reasons. It's an argument that would have warmed Nazi hearts at Nuremberg.”

The Right's leading lights shine warmly on left infiltrator John Rees. The FBI has called him “un­scrupulous” and the IRS says he was “a known con man.”

A true journalist, Ward had no favorites — he would call B.S. on anyone and everyone (including himself)

“For the past 48 hours, while the President and his family had been once again resisting resigna­tion, his closest aides were conspir­ing behind his back to force him to resign.”

"Who could have imagined that the Senate Watergate inquest would have ranged as far as the fabled Treasure of the Aztecs?"

“Someone must have traduced Richard N., for without having done anything wrong, he was arrested one fine morning.”