I’m not particularly into fisting.
I don’t even like a digital prostate exam.
But for those who are fist-curious, there will be a live demonstration of this remarkable hand-up-the-butt experience Saturday at 1 a.m. as part of the glorious annual Oktoberfist celebration.
Co-host Daniel Nardicio (along with Matt Bell) says the party will also have “more Bavarian wiener than you can shake a beer at.”
Well, if you have tons of wiener around, why on earth would you resort to a fist?
Questions like that, I’m sure, will be addressed at the demo, by the end of which you’re guaranteed to be giving them a hand.