So the word is out that Osama bin Laden–the walking bad hair day who hid in caves and plotted international violence, coming off sort of like a Dr. Seuss character via Adolf Hitler–was finally killed by a U.S. bomb.
Well, I have it on pretty good, semi-reliable, shaky authority that George “Dubya” Bush is rejoicing even harder than when he got to the end of that My Pet Goat book.
And here’s what he’s supposedly saying…
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“I told you we’d get him!”