Raquel Welch Won’t Talk To Her Vagina

In her new book, Beyond the Cleavage, actress/singer/siren Raquel Welch reveals that when she was asked to be in The Vagina Monologues, she felt downright queasy about it.

Writes Raquel:

“As I read this critically acclaimed work with A-list endorsements, I was confronted with page after page of graphic gynecological jargon, which should be confined to the realm of pelvic exams with both feet in the stirrups!

“It was definitely not my cup of tea…

“I fail to see how talking to your vagina can elevate a woman’s self-esteem. I’d sooner mail a letter through that slot.”

Not me! I’m so mad at my vagina I won’t even send it a postcard!