And these are for real, people:
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Shealita Baby
Robin Banks
Miranda Wrights
Devilyn Disguise.
It doesn’t even matter if they’re good drag queens or not, as long as they’ve got great names like those.
(And they are good drag queens.)
Meanwhile, I’ll throw in a few more gala names plucked out of my festive imagination:
Anne T. Semitism
Scarlet Letter
Angela Mercy
Patty O’Furniture
And for the drag kings:
Noah Vail
Jim Bunny
Jack Shit
Top them, I dare you.