Robert Christgau

"When John and Paul married they married hard. It was as if their ambivalent relationship to the sexuality of rock and roll fi­nally caught up with them. Men in groups gave way to couples"

Originally published:

“In the ’80s the only list that computes is pure megaplatinum — Prince and Bruce and U2 and Michael J. and Madonna, with maybe a few million-selling status symbols like Sting, Talking Heads, R.E.M., or Public Enemy tacked on for appearance’s sake.”

Originally published:

“The Clash may be the greatest rock and roll band in the world… but they haven’t conquered Britain yet.”

Originally published:

“If anyone had told me in 1969 that George Clinton and Al Green would be two of my three favorite rock and rollers of the ’70s my only response would have been ‘Who?’ Which is why I’m not going to try and foretell the future now.”

Originally published:

When Robert Christgau, Edward Sorel, and Lester Bangs took on the rock icon

Hey hey hey, a serious uptick in the Republic of Crunk Guitar

Reports of the album’s death have been greatly exaggerated

Finding our grooves in the year the Democrats discovered hip-hop

Kacey Musgraves, Janelle Monáe, and the Year of the Woman…again

Time to take your clothes off and contemplate your impotence