When last we thought of Jeanine Pirro, she was a failed Republican Senate and Attorney General candidate who was accused of having Bernie Kerik bug her husband. We imagined she might wind up in an appointive position of some kind one day, and we were right. On Monday, we learn from the Huffington Post, Pirro becomes Judge Jeanine Pirro — on TV. “Judge Jeanine Pirro” follows the familiar Wapner template, trying small cases each weekday on the CW Network. Fitzgerald was only partly correct: there are no second acts in American life, but there are spin-offs.