Why, exactly, is there an Ed Hardy condom? What’s so Ed Hardy about it? Whose idea at Ed Hardy was this condom? What kind of person wears an Ed Hardy condom? What kind of person has sex with someone wearing an Ed Hardy condom? Is it okay to judge people involved with the manufacturing, distribution, and purchase of Ed Hardy condoms? What is now the “douchebag” in this situation: the condom, the person wearing the Ed Hardy condom, the anatomy of the person who finds itself with the Ed Hardy condom in them, or the person asking all the questions about the Ed Hardy condom?