Yes, there are reports that a 5.5 magnitude earthquake hailing from Canada hit the new York area this afternoon, shaking buildings from upstate to the city and even New Jersey. No injuries or damages have been reported thus far. If you felt it, let us know. Or read these accounts from folks who tweeted about it, via True/Slant’s Michael Roston. Otherwise, distract yourself from the sinking feeling that you’re about to get another End Times Watch post with this video of a Staten Island dog named Toby who, admirably helps pull his owner’s wheelchair. (He likes it, see? He’s wagging his tail!)
Feel better? Feel worse? Okay, how ’bout making us a Go Bag?