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Facebook Photos of NYC’s Red-Hot Russian Spy, “Anna Chapman,” With Captions!

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So! Anna Chapman — if that is her real name — is supposedly some kind of Russian Spy, and the feds totally busted her and a bunch of other Russian spies yesterday. Which is crazy. I can personally attest, however, to know one thing she didn’t come to America for: to bring secrets of what it’s like being SEXY AND HOT AND BANGIN’ IN AMERIKA back to Mother Russia. Because Anna Chapman — if that is her real name — is hot. Like, ‘Call me when you get out of your next interrogation, I’m a nice Jewish boy who probably would’ve been on trial with Arthur Miller in 1957‘ *makes phone with hands* ‘no, seriously, hollerback, lady‘-hot. But is this woman TOO HOT TO BE A RUSSIAN SPY?

Seeing as how this is the Village Voice — where we are, after all, Excessively Sexy Experts — we found Anna Chapman’s Facebook page and posted some photos, which follow this link. And we paginated the shit out of them for capital-P Pageviews. Now come along on a Red Hot photo-post of crazy-sexy Undercover New York Russian Spy photos!

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Okay, fine, you earned it. Here’s the link to the Facebook page. Go ‘spy’ on her, you fucking creep. I’m off…to the gym. Or something.