In case you missed it, the fortnight-old website Never Said About Restaurant Websites posts comments that — you guessed it — no one in their right mind ever said about a restaurant website. Gems include “I love downloading PDFs. Even if the menu is totally out of date, it’s worth the thrill”; “Why would anyone want to skip this intro? I think I’ll watch it again”; and today’s “Buffering must be their special the season [sic]. I can’t wait to try it. Now if I can only find an address …” Even though the comments are all pretty similar, referring to the Flash, poor use-friendliness, or bad/loud music on so many restaurant websites, it’s still funny.