Adam Lambert and Paris Hilton at the Blonds Show (Photos By Andrew Werner)

It was all so fashion-tabulous, with some very surprising shades and textures.

Feast your eyes.

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Adam with designer Johnny Wujek
Adam with designer Johnny Wujek
If Adam needs a condom, he can just use Amanda Lepore's dress
If Adam needs a condom, he can just use Amanda Lepore’s dress
Paris Hilton holding a real Barbie doll, the one done by the Blonds
Paris Hilton holding a real Barbie doll, the one done by the Blonds
The show's climax--a human chandelier.
The show’s climax–a human chandelier.
Party queen Susanne Bartsch with her lovely protege (right)
Party queen Susanne Bartsch with her lovely protege (right)
Who you calling a dinosaur?
Who you calling a dinosaur?