A laugh comes at last just before the end credits of Robert Eggers’s lit-class horror bummer The Witch: a boastful note attesting to the veracity of the dialogue in the movie we’ve just seen.
Over ninety minutes that prove shriekiness is no impediment to ponderousness, we’ve beheld the harrowing of a Puritan family cast out of a Plymouth-like settlement for not being precisely the right kind of pious. We’ve admired the effort put into the realization of a 1630 New England, the thatched-roof production design and the scratchy woolen shifts, and the way most shots’ stark boldness suggests seventeenth-century woodcuts. We’ve invested, perhaps, in the suffering of young Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy), unjustly accused — as all bonnet-wearing teens in movies must be — of witchcraft.
We’ve maybe relished the occasional vision of mythic, pre-industrial terror: the hag fondling a baby, the goat whose teat spurts blood, the apple whose red has been made even more lurid with a coating of gore. And we’ve seen wholly unambiguous evidence that, in the reality of the film, there are witches in the woods, and that Satan doesn’t have anything better to do than to dick around with settlers’ livestock.
So, after all that, what sense does it make, just at the film’s end, to cloak its nonsense in the mantle of authenticity?
For all its genuflections toward history, The Witch offers the same cheapjack lesson field-trippers get when they visit tourist-trap museums in today’s Salem, Massachusetts. Every condemnation of witch-burning fools is matched by some shivery spook-out, a promise that we’ll never know just what evil might have romped among the Massachusetts pines. The Witch purports, at times, to confront ignorance and hysteria, but in the end, for horror thrills, Eggers’s film sides with the preachers and executioners. It literalizes the fevered terrors of our God-mad ancestors — and then brags that it’s all steeped in research. It’s like if, a couple of centuries from now, the latest holodeck true-crime horror flick is a West Memphis Three story that wraps with the boys high-fiving Lucifer.
The film’s a well-shot day-ruiner. There’s wonder in the early scenes at Eggers’s summation of what used to be the New World, but once that wears off you’re in for much wailing, gnashing, writhing, and speaking in tongues. That last comes from a talented child actor named Harvey Scrimshaw, who gets all scored over with fake wounds for his big possessed-by-the-devil number, something it was probably more edifying to act out than it is to watch. Rosemary’s Baby showed that it’s possible to underplay the loss of a child to Satan; the grown-ups here get pressed into risible shouting matches on the subject. The story demands that Thomasin’s parents froth, so the quiet, careful work of the opening reels (and of Taylor-Joy as the traumatized daughter) gets sacrificed on the altar of devil drama.
All the dour zealotry is enlivened by horror elements that edge The Witch toward a welcome pulpiness — and greater honesty about what hokum the film actually is. The best: a pair of creepy toddler twins and a horned black goat that just might turn out to be exactly what you suspect it will. Mark Korven’s score boasts some unsettling choral work, plainchant diced into scarifying swirls, but there are also many moments when an orchestra seems to have been instructed to crescendo up a scale, the result of which gets blasted at us as we’re left to study white pines or the family in prayer.
Taylor-Joy, as ripening teen Thomasin, fares best among the cast, since she’s given more to play than simple fervency. We meet her in prayer, and both she and Eggers are good at emphasizing early-American Bible-mindedness, that overriding fear of ecstasy or even pleasure. As the supernatural encroaches on the isolated farm, snatching at the children, Thomasin loses her bedrock certainties: about her parents, about her role in the family, about the God she’s been taught will send unbaptized children to Hell. In the best scenes we feel a fear more resonant than that of Eggers’s black rams and nude hags. Here’s a young woman awakening to the world as it is, not as it’s been preached to her, which isn’t just scary for her — that’s a nightmare for anyone whose power depends on thinking of herself as a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Eggers hints, at times, that her puberty and dawning awareness might fuel fears of witchery, but he’s more interested in satanic tableaux than in what his pretend history might suggest.
The Witch doesn’t quite believe in God. But it absolutely believes in broomsticks, infant-sacrifice, and a shape-shifting dealmaker devil. (It also believes that realism demands audiences see the spilt entrails of the animals killed by that devil.) It’s wrong on all these points, as witch stories so often are. But by aspiring to art-house seriousness and fact-sourced legitimacy, it’s even more wrong than most.
Written and directed by Robert Eggers
Opens February 19
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on February 16, 2016