Geto Boys, Danny Brown, Bobcat Goldthwait Playing the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos

If the Internet meme machine has seemed a little slow this summer, it’s probably because the Gathering of the Juggalos is less than a month away and Insane Clown Posse’s industrious label, Psychopathic Records, has yet to release 2012’s endlessly watchable Juggomercial. That’s already more than a month later than last year, when the 27-minute “earf”-bound spaceship scene revealed the nearly complete line-up on June 3. But this time around, the Midwestern company has not only been preoccupied with the upcoming release of ICP’s next studio album, The Mighty Death Pop, but its Michigan headquarters just endured a days-long power outage. So even though we haven’t been able to watch Sugar Slam narrate this year’s bill, a handful of booked performers have separately announced their Cave-In-Rock commitments. This amounts, as usual, to an amazingly random list of names that would basically never appear together anywhere else in the entire universe.

So far:

Geto Boys [via @TheGetoBoys]
Danny Brown [via Danny Brown’s Tumblr]
Himanshu from Das Racist [via @Himanshu]
Bobcat Goldthwait [via Joe Rogan Podcast/Keyboard Cowboys]
Fear Factory [via theprp.com]
Soulfly [via Roadrunner]
Village People [via OfficialVillagePeople.com]
Ric Flair [via Wrestlezone.com]
Tech N9ne [via us]
Who’s Bad (The Ultimate Michael Jackson Tribute Band) [via Pollstar]

The usual suspects via JuggaloGathering.com
Insane Clown Posse
Twiztid
Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Anybody Killa
Boondox
Cold 187 AKA Big Hutch
DJ Clay
Mike E. Clark
Dark Lotus
Psychopathic Rydas

Plenty of other rumored performers, but the only other thing we can confirm is one extremely bitchin’ naked pool party. No shots.