What will President Obama say tonight in his State of the Union Address? Well, we know what the White House has shared — via Obama’s prepared remarks, “people,” “new,” “job,” “America(n),” “make,” and “years” are your #SOTU drinking game buzzwords! If you’re only drinking for “teachers,” you’ll be sadly sober by the end of the night. Get ready, people!

Thank you, @steven_thrasher for making this.