If you ain’t a Montana cowboy, you ain’t shit.
Fast zombies suck.
Don’t mess with Arkansas… either.
Green shirts are for pimps.
Barack & Michelle & Sasha & Maliah.
Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians.
Dip me in beer and throw me to the drunk chicks.
Fantasy football legend.
Rose & Blanche & Rose & Dorothy.
I don’t have to go church — I tip.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Holiday Inn Cambodia.
Slash & Barack & Britney & Robocop.
I want to be inside you. [Picture of smiling cheeseburger.]
Dennis Kucinich for President.
We’re full. Fuck off. [Outline of Texas.]