If You Could Make One Change in NYC in 2014, What Would You Do?

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If You Could Make One Change in NYC in 2014, What Would You Do?
Photographed by Jesse Dittmar in The Back Room, NYC

Picture this: You're walking down the street, en route to your landlord's office to demand he extract the dead whatever-it-is from your A/C. You're minding your own business, putting one foot in front of the other, but slowly you start to let your surroundings in: an old man asking a teenager why aliens shot off his hands, a black rat building a grotto out of Coke cans, the twentysomething women in dresses the '70s want back doing their best Hannah Horvath, grown men in painted-on jeans with enough product in their hair to anchor an aircraft carrier, crust punks wrestling Egg McMuffins from their dogs, kids practicing cuss words on each other. Above it all, the wind carries the sweet tones of Wayne Wonder's reggae cover of "Fast Car."

OK, not the likeliest scenario. But the thing about New York is, this particular setup doesn't strain the imagination. That's what's so amazing about this city. We have a year like 2013, with Anthony Weiner focusing our attention yet again on his wiener, a sitting mayor who said black and Latino men aren't harassed by police enough, and Miley Cyrus twerking the Barclays Center — and life just keeps on moving, maybe with a bit more pep.

Which got us to thinking: What will 2014 bring? How will New York City change in 2014? For the better? The worse? Then we said to ourselves: Why wait for the change to come about on its own? What if we could instigate it ourselves? What would we do?

While pondering the question, we put it to a handful of our fellow New Yorkers. Here's what we asked them:

If you could make one change in New York City to make it a better place in 2014, what would you do, and how would you accomplish it?

Money, we said, is no object. Bureaucratic hurdles are set aside. Think as big as you want or as small — there's no such thing as too local or too narrow here. But be specific: "Peace on earth and goodwill toward men" is a lovely sentiment, but it's too vague. A ban on talking loudly on one's phone in public is better — and a concrete step toward world peace.

Edited a bit for space and clarity, here's what your fellow citizens came up with . . .

Bridget Everett


Cabaret singer, Bridget Everett and the Tender Moments

The obvious answer, for me, is to stop allowing teens to ride the train in groups of two or more. But if I really think about what would make New York a better place, it's this: Take care of your shit before you go to the seventh-floor ladies' room at Macy's (big ladies and kids floor/McDonald's adjacent).

You have never seen the kinds of crimes against humanity that people commit in a place that's supposed to bring joy to so many. It's unfathomable. It's horrific. It's cruel and unkind. It's like people wake up in their hotel rooms or their shares or on their friend's couch and then someone makes them coffee and a nice breakfast. They feel that coffee move through their tummies and into their bowels and they think, "Hey, I could take care of this now in the comfort of this wonderful pink bathroom with a sweet little toilet shrug." But then they think, "No. Save it for Macy's."

They grab their coat and their keys, pick out a playlist, and lock the front door. Say hello to Jimmy at the pizza shop, dig in their purses for their MetroCards, hop on the train, take the local 'cause they're in no rush, get off on 34th Street, then say to themselves, "All right, we're here. Let's get to work." Then they walk into Macy's, hop on the elevator, go up to seven, and unleash the fury.

Katie Roiphe


Author (In Praise of Messy Lives)

I think the city would be a better place if it instituted a dauntingly large tax on anyone making over $200,000 a year, which would pay for the following in public schools: orchids and other plants, lavish salad bars, state-of-the-art coffee machines and excellent strong coffee for teachers, bright new rugs, gleaming new science labs, pretty libraries with window seats and pillows, art from great artists for the hallways, stipends for writers and poets to come and give workshops, assistant teachers, costumes, computers, magic markers, glitter.

Brian Lehrer

Radio host, The Brian Lehrer Show, WNYC (93.9 FM)

My 2014 New York New Year's resolution is a Tax Break Truce. New York should propose to New Jersey and Connecticut that all three states resolve not to be played by companies seeking to evade their civic duty to pay taxes on their profits by threatening to move from one state or locality in our region to another.

All area governors, mayors, and other local officials should resolve not to offer tax breaks for the purpose of luring a company into moving within the region or preventing a company from doing so. If this Tax Break Truce is successful locally, the governors of New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut can propose it as a nationwide ethic: no competing for jobs by letting profitable employers evade their tax obligations.

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44 comments
innycjp
innycjp

Hold landlords responsible for the condition of their properties and ban non essential traffic from Manhattan.  Make the waterfront free and accessible to all citizens. Put more benches in place for those of us who need to sit and rest while walking about.

tylerallen17
tylerallen17

Is that Tax Break Truce comment a joke? I'm sure surrounding states would stay open for business and jobs for their citizens. 

thomas11943
thomas11943

Move New York to another state !  (CALIFORNIA)  There is not much difference between NY & CA.

ChazJS
ChazJS

Stopped reading at the 9/11 truther. Idiot.

ATucci826
ATucci826

@VoiceStreet get carriage horses off the street for good. Boycott horse drawn carriage rides. Not cool.

BullyBulletin
BullyBulletin

@VoiceStreet Woof Woof, I'm a dog and I would move down south away from you freakin freaks, woof. Freaks

KineticalNRG
KineticalNRG

@villagevoice Stabilize rent by making it affordable again. The cost of rent is too high for the average wage. Cost of living is killing NYC

SivPrince
SivPrince

@villagevoice I'd set back the process of gentrification downtown by, like, 15years so that 'hoods retained character instead of j crews

JoyfulA
JoyfulA

@RayBeckerman The Tax Break Treaty; extend it to PA! More, a great apartment I can afford and rhetoric to get my rural husband to move there

Victor Toro Ramirez
Victor Toro Ramirez

martes, 31 de diciembre de 2013 y 1 de enero 2014. Apoyar Causa Mapuche,con todas las fuerzas de la historia,2014.,20-Year Anniversary of the Zapatista Uprising in Mexico. Zapata Vive - La Lucha Sigue .,Las 36 bases de EEUU amenazan la paz en América Latina.,"'NI UN MINUTO DE PAZ PARA LOS RICOS,POR UN 2014 DE LUCHA Y REBELDIA POPULAR".POR JUVENTUD GUEVARISTA DE CHILE.EE.UU.: choque de tren que transportaba crudo causa fuerte explosión.,Más inmigrantes prefieren seguridad laboral a la ciudadanía (ENCUESTA).por Eduardo Stanley., EE.UU.: 8 veces más posibilidades de morir a manos de un policía que de un terrorista.,2013, resistencia y ofensiva de la Revolución Bolivariana x Fernando Vicente Prieto.Lynne Stewart could be/should be free today!. Para mayor informacion,hagale Clic a este Link. http://larebeldiadelosinmigrantes.blogspot.com

Mark Flanigan
Mark Flanigan

Build separate, protected bike lanes on all major avenues running north and south in Manhattan. And start ticketing taxis, trucks and other vehicles when they park in existing bike lanes, as NY law mandates.

Ashlie Lauren Smith
Ashlie Lauren Smith

Love you Andy!! Put rooftop gardens on every roof in Brooklyn and New York.

Andy McPants
Andy McPants

to visit NY again in 2014!! Shout out to my brother Bradford Taylor Still and Ashlie Lauren Smith - Happy New Year you beautiful Brooklynites!

Michael Logiudice
Michael Logiudice

I would levitate it hundreds of feet above ground so when I drive off of "old island" I don't have to deal w gridlock.

Michael Quinones
Michael Quinones

Change it all back the way it was before Bloomturd showed his ugly face.

Michael Martin
Michael Martin

Get the people who complain about noise, clubs, parties, drugs, sex, bars, dancing, porn, etc. to move to the suburbs where they belong.

Kris Vance
Kris Vance

Affordable housing n parking ...doh

Ryan MacBride
Ryan MacBride

It already happened. Bloomberg's gone back to Bermuda, The Bahamas, Barbados, or wherever the f@$k. Buh bye Bloomberg. Good riddance.

Stevart
Stevart

Meet the new boss same as the old boss.  Possibly worse.  Have a nice day.

pcurley55
pcurley55

@DocOzee@ChazJSCould it possibly have something to do with two 110-story office buildings collapsing nearby?  With raging fires that were not battled as the firefighters were concentrating on trying to rescue people from the prior collapses?

JoyfulA
JoyfulA

@Raelenefjlo Maybe I could---I've been on TV---but I don't like the work. My niece works in that field and loves it.

 
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