Scientology Thursday Stats: This Week’s Roundup!


Every Thursday afternoon, Scientology’s “orgs” — its churches, as it were — scramble to report their weekly stats to show how much progress they’ve made over the week before. And woe to those whose numbers are sagging!

We do something similar here at Runnin’ Scared every week. A little before the Thursday 2pm deadline, we tally up the previous week’s media hits and misses for the church, and we look for stories far and wide.

In fact, this week’s roundup starts in far-off Norway, where one of Scientology’s all-time most formidable critics took on the sort of cultural icon it’s hard to beat these days: that country’s version of an American Idol judge.

During our recent big countdown, we made sure that Andreas Heldal-Lund had a place of honor. For fifteen years, the unassuming Norwegian engineer has maintained one of the most important sources of information critical to Scientology, his website “Operation Clambake.”
During that time, Heldal-Lund took advantage of liberal Scandinavian ideas about freedom of expression to fend off repeated attempts by Scientology’s attorneys to have the website pulled down. During the 1990s, when the church’s attorneys were having much more success pulling down similar sites here in the U.S., Heldal-Lund’s website was a sort of beacon of Internet freedom.

Now, however, he’s facing a rather interesting Scientology onslaught right in his own backyard.

Norway’s version of American Idol features a celebrity judge named Hans-Erik Dyvik Husby, a popular rock singer who says he got sober with the help of Scientology’s Narconon program, and who now promotes Scientology’s anti-psychiatry front group, the Citizens Commission on Human Rights (CCHR).

“Idol-Hank,” as the Norwegian press charmingly refers to him, has apparently been very effective getting his message out to Norway’s young people, and when asked about CCHR, tells the press that it has nothing to do with Scientology as a religion.

This week, Heldal-Lund took to Norway’s airwaves and its largest national newspaper, Dagbladet, to take on Husby directly. I snagged this translation from Clambake:

The former lead singer of Turbonegro and now a judge on TV2 Idol, Hans-Erik Dyvik Husby uses his celebrity position in a campaign against psychiatry. This fight is built on wild conspiracy theories and is governed by the controversial Church of Scientology.

Husby’s defense when confronted with this makes as much sense as if he promoted the Mafia and justified it because he loves Italian food.


Thursday’s Stats: Upstat or Downstat? This is a battle that will remain confined to one Scandinavian country, but any time it is pointed out this forcefully that front groups like Narconon and CCHR are recruitment tools for the church it’s a serious downstat for Scientology. And one thing’s for certain — it was something to see Heldal-Lund battling on his home turf in such a big way!

Story #2: Can’t Get No Satisfaction

We noticed a fun item coming out of Toronto this week. In town to shoot another movie, Crash director Paul Haggis agreed to a local interview (what are we, chopped liver? Give us a ring, Paul!) and said he gets no satisfaction hearing that he’s serving as an example of people leaving Scientology:

Paul Haggis says he’s been told that his high-profile rebuke of Scientology has prompted other followers to leave the controversial church. But the Oscar-winning filmmaker insists he didn’t set out to encourage others to leave the faith. Haggis says he’s not on “a crusade” against Scientology…

Haggis went on to say that it was difficult to tell whether his high-profile defection from the church is affecting his career.

Thursday’s Stats: Upstat or Downstat? Haggis already came off very well in Lawrence Wright’s epic February profile in The New Yorker, and this note of humility will only confirm for many that his credibility is intact. Have to call this a significant downstat for the church.

Story #3: Anonymous Gets Wired

We very much enjoyed Wired magazine’s initial chapter of an ambitious, in-depth look at the Anonymous movement that debuted this week. Embedding writer Quinn Norton with the SF Anons, one of the country’s more active Project Chanology groups, was a brilliant idea, and she doesn’t disappoint with her first part in the series, which looks back at where Anonymous came from. Even if you think you know much of that history, you’ll enjoy Norton’s writing and thoughtful observations about this wacky Internet phenomenon.

Thursday’s Stats: Upstat or Downstat? This first chapter really didn’t delve into the Anonymous fight with Scientology, so the church really didn’t gain or lose much. But Norton promises that her next installment will be about Project Chanology’s history of tilting against David Miscavige’s organization, and that should be very interesting.

Overall a fairly quiet week here on the Scientology-watching front, which is a good thing, since we’re actually at an undisclosed vacation spot outside the underground bunker. We have a feeling things are really going to heat up in a few days, however, so check back often for more Scientology updates here at Runnin’ Scared!

The Top 25 People Crippling Scientology
#1: L. Ron Hubbard
#2: David Miscavige
#3: Marty Rathbun
#4: Tom Cruise
#5: Joe Childs and Tom Tobin
#6: Anonymous
#7: Mark Bunker
#8: Mike Rinder
#9: Jason Beghe
#10: Lisa McPherson
#11: Nick Xenophon (and other public servants)
#12: Tommy Davis (and other hapless church executives)
#13: Janet Reitman (and other journalists)
#14: Tory Christman (and other noisy ex-Scientologists)
#15: Andreas Heldal-Lund (and other old time church critics)
#16: Marc and Claire Headley, escapees of the church’s HQ
#17: Jefferson Hawkins, the man behind the TV volcano
#18: Amy Scobee, former Sea Org executive
#19: The Squirrel Busters (and the church’s other thugs and goons)
#20: Trey Parker and Matt Stone (and other media figures)
#21: Kendrick Moxon, attorney for the church
#22: Jamie DeWolf (and other L. Ron Hubbard family members)
#23: Ken Dandar (and other attorneys who litigate against the church)
#24: David Touretzky (and other academics)
#25: Xenu, galactic overlord

Tony Ortega is the editor-in-chief of The Village Voice. Since 1995, he’s been writing about Scientology at several publications.

@VoiceTonyO | Facebook: Tony Ortega


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