For years, we’ve had to listen to that lame argument, “If we have gay marriage, what next…marrying your pet?”
No, haters. Same-sex marriage keeps things within the same species–unlike a lot of your own relationships.
But let’s just go along with the stupidity for some wacky fun, and figure which animals would make the best spouses, if we were forced to enter the wildlife dating pool. Here are your choices: