Bad Habit’s Infatuation Party Steams Up Bushwick for Valentine’s Day
by Maro Hagopian
The bitter cold couldn’t hold back the party people of Bad Habit’s Stoplight Infatuation party at Lot 45 in Bushwick. DJ M.O. and DJ Roze Royze spun tunes all night long while Go-Go by Omari Mizrahi and Will Sheridan performed.
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