The New York Post Is Number One With Crack Dealers

The New York Post has a characteristically breathless story today alleging that “crackheads, bums and hookers rule Washington Square Park.” According to the Post, “as many as 20 strung-out vagrants” and “apparent druggies” are “shuffling around like zombies and occasionally spewing curses at each other.”

Back cover of the August 4 <i>New York Post</i>
Back cover of the August 4 New York Post
The New York Post

The Post never misses an opportunity to sound the drumbeat of rising disorder in #deBlasiosNY, disorder that, inexplicably, always seems to come wearing brown skin. This is the paper that routinely mocks the homeless, sounds the bum Klaxon, warns of an impending squeegee-man apocalypse, stokes the signal-fire to warn of the coming urine flood, and even sends hapless reporters to impersonate homeless people outside Gracie Mansion. Today’s alarming tale of drug use in a park where property managers walk their dogs and fresh-faced NYU students will soon arrive is right in the Post’s wheelhouse.

But the Post, in its modesty, buried the lede in this story, and it’s a doozy: The alleged crack dealers caught on camera by the paper’s photographer are reading yesterday’s New York Post.

So there you have it. Discerning [alleged] crack dealers choose the New York Post.