Amy Sedaris: Your Neighborhood Ambassador to the West Village

illustration by John Jay Cabuay

illustration by John Jay Cabuay

(As told to Molly Bennet)

Amy Sedaris, comic actor

The Smoking Shop (45 Christopher Street), I really like. They sell those white matchbooks without any advertising on them, and I like going there to get those, because sometimes I give those away when I do events. I can make my own matches, so that’s a good place to get plain matches. But I really like the guys there.

The Greenwich Letterpress (15 Christopher Street), those girls just moved down the block. I’m always happy to go in there. Usually I try to make my own card, but if I don’t have time, they’re just quality-made cards. And they always have a little something there that I think, damn, I could have made that, like a book covered in duct tape, or little silver balls filled with toys. They just have little quirky stuff.

Joseph Leonard’s (170 Waverly Place) is a little lunch place I go to if I need to have a little business meeting or something. They’ve got a little bar area, so it’s kind of nice.

The post office on 10th Street (70 West 10th Street), I’d have to say that’s a place I frequent every day. And they like me because they saw me on The Good Wife. And I think that’s all it takes for people to embrace you at a post office: seeing you on The Good Wife, or Law and Order. That was my in. But they’ve really taught me well about how to tape up a box. There’s nothing more annoying than being in line and somebody gets to the counter and hasn’t even done anything right to their package. So I’m an A-plus student at the post office.

Life Thyme (410 Sixth Avenue), the health food store, I’m there every single day. It’s a good place to get dandelion greens — I have a rabbit, and that’s what she likes to eat.

Bigelow Surgical Supplies (414 Sixth Avenue) is hands-down one of my favorite places. I’ll go there before I have to go to a drugstore to buy Band-Aids or anything — I just like being in a surgical store. That’s upstairs from Bigelow Pharmacy, on the second floor. I love Bigelow’s drugstore, but the surgical supplies is a place I really like. You can even rent a wheelchair there, $15 a day.

Lighting and Beyond (35 West 14th Street): Back to my rabbit, when she chews a cord or something, they’ll fix it while you wait. I never knew that! I thought you just bought lightbulbs, but you can just bring your own lamp there, and they’ll just fix it for you! That was a good thing.

The Japanese grocery store on Sixth Avenue, I can’t pronounce it, but it’s Dainobu Japanese Deli Grocery (498 Sixth Avenue). They’ll also give a little something to bring somebody, like a little powder puff, or you go to their cosmetic department or laundry department, you’ll find little weird things you can give people.

Reminiscence (74 Fifth Avenue): I’m glad that’s still around on 14th and Fifth. The last thing I bought there was a square-dancing skirt. But I like them, because if you’re working on a show, and you need a weird pair of earrings or a Mexican outfit, you just run there and they’ll have it.

And Wigs and Plus (37 West 14th Street) — I’m there all the time as well. Like when I did the Simple Times book, instead of hiring a hair person, I just went to Wigs and Plus and I bought a lot of wigs, because they were already styled.