Download: Garage, Glam, Punk, or Metal?

So if the Stones or Stooges or Alice Cooper or Dolls or Aerosmith or Kiss or Sex Pistols or Boomtown Rats or GN'R or D Generation came out in 2005, would people consider them garage, glam, punk, metal, or what? Bob Geldof's probably too busy to think about it this month, but NYC's Sex Slaves (who put hot girls making out and hot girls with tops off in photo booths and hot girls wearing Love It to Death gatefold eye makeup inside their CD booklets) might know. Though judging from this inspirational verse from "We're Going Out Tonight," they probably have more important things to worry about as well: "When I was 18 it was all I did/I'm not a kid anymore/But my girlfriend is."

They'll piss in your swimming pool.

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THE BACK DOOR MEN
The Back Door Men
(Dolores/Subliminal Sounds Swedish '80s garage-punk reissue)
Sample "Bad Little Woman" (Real Audio)
Sample "Tomorrow's Going to Be Another Day" (Real Audio) (Dolores/Subliminal Sounds Swedish '80s garage-punk reissue)

THE BOOMTOWN RATS
Live at Hammersmith Odeon 1978
Eagle Vision pre-Live Aid Irish post-pub new wave DVD)
Download "Dun Laoghaire" (WAV)

COUNTRY TEASERS
Live Album
(In the Red folk-ranted sea chantey art-punk album)
Stream "Reynard the Fox" (Windows Media)
Stream "Golden Apples" (Windows Media)
Stream "David I Hope You Don't Mind" (Windows Media)

CRIMSON SWEET
Eat the Night
(Shake It punk album)
Download "Boulevard" (MP3)
Download ""Waste You, Taste You" (MP3)

FM BATS
Everybody Out . . . Shark in the Water
(Vinyl Dog seven-songs-in-nine-minutes art-punk EP)

THE GREENHORNES
East Grand Blues
(V2 five-songs-in-14-minutes garage-punk EP)

THE HATEPINKS
Plastic Bag Ambitions
(TKO 13-songs-in-17-minutes punk EP)
Download "I am a divorce" (MP3)

THE PETITIONERS
The Petitioners
(Rudyland 12-inch vinyl seven-songs-in-23-minutes hard rock EP)
Download "Heaven’s Gate" (MP3)
Download "Creature With The Atom Brain" (MP3)
Download "Toothpick"

SAINT BASTARD
"Up Against the Pipe"/"I Like Your Shoes"
(Saint Bastard seven-inch vinyl punk-verging-on-oi! single)

SEX SLAVES
Bite Your Tongue
(Radical glam-punked sleaze-metal album)
Download "No More Reasons"

THE SOUNDTRACK OF OUR LIVES
Origin Vol. 1
(Republic/Universal Swedish hard rock album)
Stream "Believe I've Found" (Windows Media)
Stream "Bigtime" (Windows Media)

TOWERS OF LONDON
"Fuck It Up"/"Down in the Streets"
(TVT glam-punk-verging-on-oi! single)
Stream video for "Fuck It Up" (Windows Media)