Stuff You Need To Know This Week To Avoid Cultural Ostracism

CINEMATIC MASTERWORK
Tone Loc's "Funky Cold Medina" figures prominently in theShrek 3 trailer.
Rich Boy's "Throw Some D's" already slated for use in Shrek 9, due out in 2025.

CRASS JOKES
Because every freak should have a picture of Shrek's dick on they wall.
Sorry.

SERIOUSLY
And right before Mother's Day, too—yours would be appalled.
The fuck you want me to do about it? It's right there in the song, and I gotta keep my edge!

OH, NOW YOU'RE SWEARING AGAIN, TOO
Not to mention referencing the phalli of cartoon characters.
Just what are you implying exactly? I—

CALM DOWN
Why don't you do another item on a song you heard while standing in line at Chipotle, loser.
I won't stand for this impug—

BACK TO THE COLUMN, TOUGH GUY
We'll talk about this later.
Goddamn right we will.

INACCURATE STEREOTYPES
The improbable realization that a band stoned enough to name itself "Black Moth Super Rainbow" is actually listenable.
Satisfied?