Vampire Weekend Sued By Unwitting Contra Cover Model

TMZ with the scoop! Her name is Kirsten Kennis, the photo was taken in 1983, and now she’s suing the band for two million large for using it, citing a forged release the band failed to authenticate before slapping her mug on one of 2010’s more remarkable #1 debuts. Gotta assume she’ll be coming for this guy next. Reaching out to the band now, and will update as the pithiness/schadenfreude begins.