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"Who wants beauty when you and me can make the ugly?" asks Elisa Ambrogio, guitarist-vocalist of germy Brooklyn-Montreal-Windy City trio the Magik Markers. On stage, she answers her own question in 30 rambling flavors, bequeathing her guitar to ecstatic audience members, pounding herself on the head in time to the communal feedback. "I don't want no shit-smelling toilet in Trump's gold and creepy tower where they look sideways at my mom 'cause she's fat and wears sweatpants," she continues. "I want a dark room where a little man tells me he can spin all the waste hours of my life into scratchy sounds little teenagers can goon to if you do it right."
That goony, abrasive space can be had this weekend at the second annual "No Fun Fest," a three-day mix curated by Carlos Giffoni, a twiddling fixture in the local noise scene since 1997. Showcasing a healthy smidgen of new-school area racket plus noisemakers from the U.K., Norway, Sweden, Austria, Australia, and the rest of the U.S., it takes place March 18 through 20 at the Hook, 18 Commerce Street in Red Hook, Brooklyn.
New Yorkers scheduled to perform are Giffoni's Death Unit and his trio Monotract; upstarts Mouthus, Magik Markers, Sightings (with To Live and Shave in L.A.'s Tom Smith), Double Leopards, Metalux (part Brooklyn, part Baltimore), Young Lords (part Brooklyn, part Providence); plus oldster Alan Licht, with a Saturday-night DJ set. Creating the biggest buzz, though, are notorious ear assaulters Whitehouse, noise's purest actualization since forming in London in 1980 and one-upping Throbbing Gristle's destruction of civilization (additionally, chief provocateur William Bennett is DJ'ing Sunday night).
Chasing unadulterated feedback with art gallery brownnosing and fratty hardcore, not all today's noise packs such an aggressive Whitehouse ear-box. Since Wolf Eyes' Sub Pop leap and unhip Spin's scene primer created what Big Apple Svengali Russ Waterhouse termed "noise stars," the American noise underground's sounds/demographics have opened up, i.e., fewer bearded fat dudes in sweats. Old-timers can point to the early-'80s downtown days of Swans and Sonic Youth as true New York noise obscurity (or the no-wave No New York of DNA and Teenage Jesus, and Suicide before that), but for current crème de la noise players, the book of Genesis occurred in the mid '90s, when Miami juggernaut Harry Pussy's deconstructed adrenaline rush overlapped with s/m-tinged Japanese blasts, Bananafish magazine's fragmentary prose, and the hand-screened anonymity of Harlem's No-Neck Blues Band, nudging disenfranchised indie rockers to a more fertile, unpredictable plain.
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In a general sense, "noise" equals unruly clusters of shaggy-dog solitaries-collectives-bands intermingling notes into an endlessly varied squall. Recent Chicago transplant Carbon, who undertakes oscillating operatic excursions in Metalux, sees "a slew of people pushing buttons far beyond tranquility, crossbreeding effects, collaging, building and bending circuits, mutilating source material to the third degree, and transposing the superimposed." And the lean bearded man behind some of New York's most intriguing live blasts (insect swarm Newton at spit-shine, pre-Trash Luxx? Bellingham's dual violin assault at Noggin's rooftop garden party?), Kyle Lapidus, of "epilepsy-inducing, fable-espousing" projects LoVid and ORTHO and longtime label distributor Ignivomous, defines noise as "almost anything harsh . . . as long as the beat isn't regular. Try to keep it clear of spaz or drone or improv though some things from these categories cross the line. Klang-plonk usually fits." Robert Dennis of seminal downtown improv trio Tono-Bungay offers an important qualifier: "Noise-isha sop to groups that are essentially rock bands, but who might use a little more distortion than say the Jesus Lizard."
Like coming at Finnegans Wake with Cliffs Notes, newbies will have trouble interpreting this monolith, but can get feet wet with the web zine Blastitude or by dropping ducats on local labels like Waterhouse's White Tapes or Russian expat Igor Vlasov's Psych-o-Path, whose Space Is No Place noise samplers are available via area distributors Fusetron and Tesco USA. Cost-free clamor can be heard at WNYU, WFMU, and Columbia's WKCR. And then there are live shows, curated at subTonic's Friday Bunker series, the free103point9 radio-gig space, Northsix's basement, Williamsburg's new Llano Estacado, and lofts. When making club rounds, keep eyes peeled for area bands who could easily have graced the "No Fun" stageExcepter, Gang Gang Dance, Black Dice, No-Neck Blues Band, Sunn0))), Ones, Electroputas, Neg-Fi, Zs, Parts & Labor, and Viodre, for instance.
Bensonhurst native and head of Circle of Shit Records John Balistreri, a/k/a Slogun, is another conspicuous "No Fun" absentee. For the past decade, along with kindred Connecticut performer Sickness, Balistreri has offered a violent take on power electronics and a passion for true crime. "There sure is some 'noise' scene going on as far as the 'artier' noise stuff," he says. "I don't want to sound like a punk-ass, but it's all harmless, safe. People are only willing to go so far. Then they stop dead in their tracks when they're peering over the real underground end of the 'scene.' "