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Matt Aselton's Gigantic Another for the Indie Comedy Heap

I don't remember ever wanting to just haul out and punch a movie before Gigantic. Interrupting every scene with a proud little fart of idiosyncrasy, Matt Aselton's auteur debut provides another flimsy indie comedy for the heap. The screenplay's per-page quota of "unexpected" tweaks leaves little room for much else. There Will Be Blood's overgrown Child of the Corn, Paul Dano, plays Brian: 28 years old, timid, single, a mattress salesman, on the waiting list to adopt a Chinese baby-an apparently unexamined boyhood dream. Feeb Brian meets another homeschool-eccentric rich kid, one "Happy," played by pellucid-eyed hipster desktop-pinup and chanteuse of naptime adult contemporary, Zooey Deschanel. Happy looks good in a shortie kimono and heels, and initiates intimacy with an abrupt "Do you have any interest in having sex with me?"-behavior probably learned from John Goodman's voluminously inappropriate patriarch. Context clues suggest that the viewer is supposed to care if these nutty kids stay together. In my mind's eye's re-edit, the movie ends with a circa-1973 Joe Don Baker unexpectedly rolling into town and stomping the entire dramatis personae into jelly, but in actual fact, it wraps up with some blogrock and the "Hey, maybe there's no such thing as 'normal,' and we're all just screwed up and searching, y'know?" revelation.

 
  • Kristopher Roe 09/03/2009 5:54:00 PM

    I just saw this movie last night and I honestly could not agree more. I really wanted to like this movie in advance... great cast... seemed like a no brainer but then ten minutes in and I had never been so outright frustrated with a movie. And by twenty minutes later I felt like I was reading someone's letters I found on the street somewhere and I didn't know any backstory about the characters in the letter whatsoever. This movie is POINTLESS. Your review was completely fair and to the point. Harsh but sincere and well put. I simply wanted to super glue the DVD box shut so to maybe save the next unsuspecting patron his two hours of his life he will never get back. For god sake's YES... punch your screen and do it once for me.

  • nicole 04/11/2009 3:57:00 AM

    dear lord I was so happy to read this review. I saw Gigantic when it came to Dallas a couple of weeks back and HATED IT!! There is nothing authentic about this film. From start to finish it feels contrived and awkward... I have only read good reviews about this movie and am glad someone finally had the balls to say this film blows!

  • pork 04/06/2009 12:28:00 AM

    hey, nick. guess what? for some people, the lot of whom obviously aren't nearly as evolved as yourself, that still is a revelation. maybe this movie does suck but from your review all i can tell is that you're a jaded bitter dick.

 

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