Haven't seen the Captain Phillips and probably won't, but I loath dialed-in reviews like the one above. Perhaps it will be helpful to put this critic's opinion into context.
Mr Schager gave positive reviews to the following films: Rob Zombie's 'Lords of Salem', Resident Evil - Afterlife, Resident Evil - Apocalypse, Transporter 3, You Don't Mess With Zohan, Miami Vice, Silent Hill, Pain & Gain, Lockout, Hop, Taken, Jackass 3-D, Mars Needs Moms, Hall Pass, Jennifer's Body, and The Human Centipede.
Negative reviews: Animal Kingdom, First Position, Into The Abyss, Crazy Heart, Tyson, An Education, Up in The Air, The King's Speech, The Descendants, The White Ribbon, Downfall, True Grit, United 93, Waltz with Bashir, Tropic Thunder, and Brokeback Mountain.
Interestingly, Nick gave negative reviews to both Kung Fu Panda and Transformers, but positive reviews to Kung Fu Panda 2 and Transformers III - Dark of the Moon. While he disliked the original Swedish version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Nick loved Fincher's 'Hollywood-style' remake.