By Steve Weinstein
By Bryan Bierman
By Lindsey Rhoades
By Chaz Kangas
By Ben Westhoff and Sarah Purkrabek
By Jena Ardell
By Jesse Sendejas Jr.
By Katherine Turman
Even deceptively familiar nouns fade into indistinct images on this 73-minute offering. Blood isn't really blood, guns aren't really guns, roads aren't really roads. A kiss is not a kiss, a sigh is not a sigh. Then, just as gut-souring weightlessness overwhelms me, Springsteen lets slip a homely detail"Furniture's on the front porch," say. Man, I've never been so happy to see a patio table in all my sorry life. I want to run my tongue along its polyurethane-treated imitation wood grain. I want to dance on it with a wild stagger, with a giddy grin, with Courteney Cox. I want to kick it, like Samuel Johnson, thus empirically refuting the notion that the world is merely an illusion.
OK, so Springsteen has always had a weakness for archetypal shorthand, for rivers and darkness and solemnly misquoted Bible passages. But I do expect some minimum standards from the man who taught me all the wrong things to say to girls, who encouraged me to trip over my own feet in public, who mapped out my earliest escape route from Jersey. (It's as easy as quitting smokingI've left four times in 15 years.) And one of those expectations is that he not rhyme "Waitin' on a sunny day" with "Gonna chase the clouds away," especially not in a chorus. I mean, can you tell him how to get, how to get to Sesame Street already?
Contrast Bruce's lyrical vacancy with the precision with which Brendan O'Brien has produced the hallowed E Street Band. Bruce's Monmouth mafia has never sounded grander or suppler. O'Brien articulates hooks left implicit in days of E Street past, with newcomer Soozy Tyrell's violin, more John Mellencamp than Dave Matthews, a mnemonic standout. O'Brien's earned his rep as a grunge barber, trimming hard rock's woolly edges. Under his tutelage, Springsteen finally achieves the guitar equivalent of the wall of sound, enormous but not washed out, that he's been aching after ever since he overdubbed "She's the One" into aural mudsplatter back in 1975. And Max Weinberg's unnaturally punctual backbeat fits as snugly and squarely back into his Boss's A-A-B-A as a new sweater vest.
But while the music swells like Sunday morning coming down, Springsteen's preaching can be as hard on your ass as a wooden pew. Even worse, his church isn't the kind that makes you handle snakes, but the kind that makes you miss kickoff. The few rousing uptempo moments here are self-conscious meta-rockers like "Mary's Place," a post-traumatic attempt to learn how to party through your sadness that asks, "Tell me how do we get this started?" Um, just a suggestion, but maybe an opening blurt like "I got seven pictures of Buddha/The prophet's on my tongue/Eleven angels of mercy/Sighin' over that black hole in the sun" ain't the way. C'mon, Brucedontcha know when Dylan mumbles shit like that, he's putting us on?
Now more than ever, Springsteen longs for a world out of time, where matters of honor can be settled without the TV blaring in the other room. He sympathizes with his "Nothing Man," a local hero who returns from a life-changing ordeal of some unspecified sort to find his everyday routine both dull and surreal. (Note the topical sleight of handthe lyrics could be 9-11-derived, or maybe not.) But if you want to evoke the sense of someone yanked out of the ordinary, it helps to evoke some sense of, you know, the ordinary. There's no TRL in Bruce's world, no Dodge Neons or PlayStations, no "Hot in Herre" or Olive Garden or John Ashcroft. While an element of anachronistic cluelessness has always been integral to Bruce's appeal, he now seems vacuum-sealed from the actual present day, as if he was cryogenically frozen at the end of American Graffiti. White America, he could be one of your dads.
September 11 affected us all in different ways, but you'd never know that from The Rising, which speaks in one soothing voice. It's enough to give a fella nasty thoughts. Listening to the conciliatory brotherhood sway "Let's Be Friends (Skin to Skin)," for instance, I wondered, what if the dude pontificating "There's a lot of walls need tearing down/Together we could take them down one by one" was some asshole scamming for terror sex in a Park Slope bar a week after the towers fell? You know, "The world is such a lonely place. Let's fuck."
Just my imagination, running away with me. Still, The Rising would only be the testament to human endurance it pretends to be if it captured actual humans actually enduring, idiosyncratic individuals responding in their idiosyncratic ways. Of course, that might also be unsettling, because those voices might disagree. And The Rising argues, implicitly but unmistakably, that in a time of crisis we should shrug off our individual concerns in the interest of "healing." Sound familiar?