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Walt Disney mulled an adaptation of Alice in Wonderland for decades before producing an animated feature in 1951, although by all accounts, he didn't much care for the prim little protagonist, let alone her supporting cast of "weird characters." One wonders what Uncle Walt would have made of his studio's 21st-century, 19-year-old Alice—a tousle-haired 3-D action figure, who not only consorts with weirdos but decapitates a dragon and drinks a vial of the creature's glowing puce blood.
The brain child of renegade Disney disciple Tim Burton—born in Burbank, trained at CalArts, employed by the studio as an animator—the new Alice is casually absurd, off-handed in its violence, and doggedly on message. The movie is not just three-dimensional but blatantly programmatic. As scripted by Linda Woolverton (whose previous credits include Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King), Alice is a straightforward allegory of female actualization.
Indeed, Alice (embodied by Australian actress Mia Wasikowska) returns to Wonderland to escape her womanly fate—namely, an engagement to a particularly bilious aristocratic twit. She's a runaway bride (who has already refused to wear a corset), and much of what transpires in that moist, warm realm down there (Wonderland is later called "Underland") demands to be read in specifically feminine terms.
Upon arriving in Wonder/Underland, Alice easily passes the eat-me/drink-me test, growing markedly more relaxed as she accepts her bodily changes and adjusts her body image. Deflecting frequent attempts to challenge her identity, Alice may be the healthiest protagonist of Burton's career—as well as the most conventionally attractive. Something that seems to have interested the director is the manner in which Alice's outfits adjust to match her drastic physical alterations—the nubile girl is often in an unself-conscious but unmistakable state of dishabille until, having gained possession of the sacred Vorpal sword, she trades in her frocks for a suit of gender-effacing armor.
Alice may be a babe, but Eros is largely sublimated. Amid the digitally conjured white rabbits, Cheshire cats, and hookah-smoking caterpillars, Alice does encounter a pair of flesh-and-blood males—but Johnny Depp's amusing Mad Hatter, his golden eyes matched by an orange fright wig, is scarcely more eligible than Crispin Glover's thoroughly creepy Knave of Hearts. In any case, Wonderland is a gynocracy and, rather than romance, Alice is drawn into the rivalry between two sisters: Helena Bonham Carter's irascible Red Queen (her CGI-created bulbous head accentuated by pursed, bee-stung lips) contends for power in Wonderland with the languid, girly White Queen (Anne Hathaway, who needs little more than death-pallor pancake and near-black lipstick to seem equally freakish).
Presiding over a theme park of total design, waited on by a frog footman, and terrorizing her deformed, prosthetic-enhanced courtiers, the Red Queen is by far the more amusing of the two siblings—as well as the more dangerous. This castrating mega-bitch not only unleashes the monstrous Jabberwock on Alice but her own competitive jealousy ("Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction," she screams after her consort Knave makes an ill-advised pass at the temporarily plus-sized Alice). Of course, as passive and narcissistic as she is, the White Queen is hardly a suitable role model for Alice, either. The sister is going to have to do it for herself—and she does, regularly insisting that Wonderland is actually her dream.
Lewis Carroll's literal-minded little Alice was something of a logician; Burton's is comfortable with adult irrationality, although she's hardly a hippie chick; neither is his Alice, sad to report, in the least bit lysergic. On the contrary, the movie is positively sober in its positive image projection and concern with itself as a business model. Like more than one recent movie, Alice seems a trailer for a Wonderland computer game—and it is. The final battle is clearly designed for gaming. So, it would seem, is the character of actualized as well as action Alice. It turns out that, back in the U.K., Alice even has a plan that involves expanding her jilted father-in-law's enterprise to China. Walt's corporate heirs must be proud.
On the other hand, Mouse Factory imagineers may be less taken with Alice's 3-D, which is far less spectacular than that in either Avatar or Robert Zemeckis's punishing Christmas Carol. Perhaps as a cost-cutting measure, Alice was shot normally and stereofied in post-production. The resulting 3-D is shallow and largely superfluous: Alice falling down the rabbit hole toward the camera is the big deep-space effect, although the caterpillar's exhaled smoke is a niftier one and Burton makes the relative flatness work for him by giving Alice's engagement party the quality of a paper-doll pop-up book.
Indeed, better three-dimensional Burton can be found at the Museum of Modern Art. As organized by Ron Magliozzi and Jenny He, the ferociously popular Burton show, now in its fourth month, is less a retrospective than a cabinet of curiosities. One enters as if into a funhouse through some creature's mouth and down a long corridor, past a wall of Stain Boy animations, which functions as a sort of carnival midway, at least on the afternoon I fought my way into the show, when it was populated by a dazed crowd of dour dweebs, serious goth girls, stroller babies, and Japanese tour groups. The sound of Danny Elfman's sepulchral hurdy-gurdy emanates from a darkened gallery where, surrounded by black-light paintings, a miniature carousel floats above a lightning globe, drawing one further into a suite crammed with Burton critters: Oogie Boogie, the cute li'l Martian from Mars Attacks!, a larger-than-life Jack Skellington, some fake heads from Beetlejuice, a cookie-making robot from Edward Scissorhands, and an assortment of unnamed, spindly bug-eyed things, some called "Tragic Toys for Girls and Boys."
Alice in Wonderland is one of my favorite when I was young. Other people who doesn't like it maybe doesn't understand the flow and theme of the story. ttry capturing the concept of the story for you to better understand it. Nadine Thomas Attract women
i got alice in wonderland in 3d at home
you are full of shit, my friend.
You all sound incredibly well educated but lack the potential to exand your mind into deep art and meaningful themes. Just because the words spoken in the movie dont filter through your ape like skulls. Burton may be high up on a stoop right now, without fully deserving it, but he has created masterpieces and just because people like you are too narrow-minded to see the real meaning doesnt mean that he's totally gone to shit, just means youll be filtered out of his future film attendances.
MOLLY HASKELL got it 100% correct in her comment. And then Rose and Hasa Klew expanded on it quite well. Leaves me will little to say, except to mention amerikanische sweinhundt cindy's obnoxious comment against Germans. We non-bigoted Americans know who YOU are now...
Thanks for reminding me why I dislike Germans. Nearly every one I have ever met has been an obnoxious cynic who treats everyone else with disdain. We know who you are.
Hasa Klew, thanks for the cynicism much appreciated. It's too bad that we Americans are all too fat and stupid too comprehend what is "art" worthy. I really LOVE how you are able to thoroughly dissect and trash a film without stooping so low as trashing something that is of no relevance. Please go get a clue and do Germany a favor by stick your head into an incinerator. We have enough cynics already thank you.
Exactly. The vibe I got from this garbage was abrasive, tedious, boring, annoying, and, most importantly, SOULLESS. But, the mindless, amerikanische sweinhundt target market for Disney crap will lap it up like toxic aspartame. At least, Depp is laughing all the way to his French and Swiss banks. Why is this clunker reviewed in the Voice anyway since, presumably, its readership can actually do just that...read and pronounce 3-syllable words...unlike the audience for this abomination? An "Alice" worth seeing as film art is the 1977 Chabrol loose adaption. Perhaps one other person in the entire USA will do that although that fantasy is highly optimistic as it calls for a flash of genuine thought rather than the typical Pavlovian drooling response common to the average American mouth-breather.
Seriously? Well whatever. I didn't really get a good vibe from the movie, anyway. Please--can we just not turn classic into crap? They tried to distract us with mind blowing colorful effects from a down right horrible movie. Oh, and they happen to make it in 3D. Give me a break.
Chris: You're kidding, right?
What does "lysergic" mean? A search only came up with lysergic acid.
All these wasted words on such an unimportant remake----just ANOTHER peice of shit from Tim Burton and Johnny Depp.
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